Movie Review: The Iron Lady


With her representation of a controversial figure, Streep gives us a depiction of a human being suffering from dementia. Critics seem to be caught up on whether the film gives us a heroic portrayal of Thatcher, or they seem to dislike the fact that the film itself does not distinguish between an aggrandized or monstrous view of this woman. Sympathetic or critical view aside, what we get is a depiction of an elderly woman grappling with the ever present ghost of her husband (Jim Broadbent) that triggers memories of an exciting and eventful past. We see the person outside of the spotlight, outside of the political sphere, outside of the “madhouse” if you will. I enjoyed this depiction of Thatcher as human; however, the film is preoccupied with the fact that Thatcher is a woman working and prospering in a predominantly masculine domain, so preoccupied that it is impossible to forget that Thatcher is a woman. Although this feminist approach is intriguing, it is somewhat sloppy. By this I mean that we often get scenes with Thatcher making remarks about the “feminine” men, and her ability to defeat them in all matter of politics. The film stresses the fact that she is a woman and you almost expect Thatcher to approach every debate by bursting out with “I am a woman and therefore am right.”  Attacks at her masculine femininity are frequent and transparent. These outbursts of “I am woman” are humourous, but unintelligent. Yes Thatcher is a woman, yes she is accomplished, but these outbursts wherein she dismisses men’s potential do not effectively contribute to a story. 

Movie Review: The Artist


It is not often that a black and white silent film gets much attention in our day and age of 3D hype in which a film is considered ‘good’ if it surpasses every other in its graphics.
Michel Hazanavicius’s The Artist is unique in its style and refreshing in its simplicity. Presenting a story of a silent film actor, George Valentin (Jean Dujardin), Hazanavicius reveals the fine line between fame and washed-up and the easy transition from one to the other. Despite being on the cusp of the “talkie” era, Valentin struggles to keep his name in lights, producing and starring in silent films.

Movie Review: Shame


I am not familiar with Steve McQueen’s work, but now that I have seen the movie Shame I would like to see some of his other projects. The reason I say this is because I was once excited for the film. After seeing it, I felt as though I was deprived of something. My criticism of the film is not that it was too controversial or that there was too much sex and, “oh bother, my poor baby blue eyes that have never seen such disgusting acts will never be the same.” I certainly cannot complain about seeing Fassbender (all of Fassbender). My critique stems from what was lacking in the film—a story, a plot to complement the beautiful cinematography and acting that was present throughout the film. The problem comes from the borderline between when sex becomes art, and when sex is simply sex.

Movie Review: Don't Be Afraid of the Dark


Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark
was a hype machine before it actually came out in theatres. From the initial trailer that took place in almost complete darkness, to the comments that it was rated R based solely on how terrifying it is, well I was psyched. Unfortunately a mixture of poor box office performance and prior commitments such as getting married and going on a honeymoon meant that I was not able to see this in theatres. Some middling reviews were not enough to deter me however and I eagerly sat down to watch the recently released DVD.

Movie Review: Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol


You know now that I’m sitting here thinking about it, I really don’t remember all that much about the previous Mission Impossible films. I remember the first one (which I should point out I haven’t seen since maybe a year after it was first released) was really confusing but it of course has several iconic scenes, such as the “oh god I have to be real quiet” scene and the “oh god a helicopter just blew up and threw me on to this speeding train” scene. The second one I remember was surprisingly boring but at the same time, way fucking ridiculous. Instead of kicking people like a normal person might, Tom Cruise would do unnecessarily elaborate shit like kicking off a guy’s chest and then doing a back flip in the air and kicking him in the face. Oh and doves. Doves flying in slow motion. I remember that quite well too. But I mean that’s a John Woo thing more than a Mission Impossible thing. The third one I remember enjoying, but I don’t recall almost any details except that Felicity was in it and Tom Cruise gets smashed into the side of a car by an explosion. Each movie is unique, and each one has its positives and negatives.

All that being said, for this fourth and latest installment, Ghost Protocol, I think I’ll primarily remember that moment where the entire film is really fucking good.

Movie Review: The Muppets


The Muppet movie is firmly rooted in the Muppet tradition: a love for theatre, a devoted group of misfits, and a variety of melodies come together in this latest production of The Muppets. The film chronicles the story of two brothers growing up and learning to find their own paths in life, two separate paths which hinder their dependency upon each other. Gary (Jason Segal) must settle down with his girlfriend of ten years, deciding if he is a Muppet or a man, and Walter (his younger brother) must move outside of the home and live his dream. A love between siblings, grounded in the love for the Muppets, becomes a love that is stagnant, and one that eats away at the potential of each to break away and accomplish greater things in life.

Movie Review: Melancholia


With talk of impending doom, the devastating effects of the changes in global climate, and the possible obliteration of the human race, it is only natural that these issues do not go unnoticed in the cinema. You will notice a trend as films begin to work these topics into their plot. Lars von Trier’s Melancholia does just that, and through its visually stunning cinematography, elite cast, and writing, it conjures up a sense of panic and anxiety as we the audience anticipate the possible collision of the Earth and another planet, Melancholia, in their “dance of death.” Lars von Trier is different in his approach, however, neglecting the social panic that characterizes end of world films and denying us conventional scenes of oncoming devastation. There are no newscasts documenting the planet’s approach and possible collision, no shots of deserted streets, and no jumping from person to person as we see their means of understanding obliteration. Instead, von Trier focuses on a small group of people, and more specifically, on the relationship between two sisters. He very skillfully reveals the relationship between the characters, and information regarding the approach of the newly discovered planet unfolds at a slow pace. The information is succinct with no elaborate scientific explanations: we know there is a planet hidden behind the sun and it is moving towards the earth. The characters, who we can only assume have this limited information, continue to participate in the tasks that define their quotidian experience.

Movie Review: Immortals


Immortals
hasn’t exactly been shy about beating you over the head with memories of 300 in its marketing. The posters, the trailers, any press releases, they all took the firm position of “hey you remember 300? Check it out we totally got some of those guys here!!!” I guess promoting it as being from the director of The Cell and the writers of no other movies ever just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Having now actually seen the movie I can definitely see the angle. Immortals features a lot of shirtless dudes with more abs than I thought the human body capable of, running around a visually stunning environment, cutting off many a head and limb in all sorts of bloody glory. Unfortunately it also carries another 300 quality in that outside of the action and the visuals, there is not a whole lot to grab on to. Actually, that is even more the case with Immortals.

Movie Review: The Skin I Live In


At times, we, the audience, must wonder what inspires a director, a writer, and actor to pursue a certain film. At the same time, we must ask ourselves what drives us to the cinema. I recently saw the film, The Skin I Live In, featuring Antonio Banderas as a studious doctor (Robert Ledgard) helpless to the needs of his psychologically traumatized daughter, but persistent in his aim to punish the boy who so mistreated her. If you watch the trailer, you get the sense that Banderas is simply a mad man, obsessed with his work, and eager to achieve the impossible through science and medical discovery. But as you sit down to watch the film you realize that there is more to this story than meets the trailer. The plot can, at times, be so farfetched, that one is compelled to laugh at the dramatic circumstances of the characters rather than sympathize with their misfortunes. The dialogue, as well, can move you to laughter. The writing is often melodramatic, leaving the film to appear more like a soap opera than a thriller. Jumping from present to past then back to present makes the film a little choppy, but it has its perks. It keeps you guessing until about half-way through the movie, the secret is revealed (and oh what a secret it is!) and you realize that there is more behind the mysterious, restless leading lady (Elena Anaya) than you expected.

TAA Reviews: A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas


I have a bizarre affinity for Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle. In my second year of college, it was always the movie I would have on in the background while I was doing work, or threw it on as something to fall asleep to as background noise, or threw on when I was having a shitty day, which was eerily frequent. If you add up the bits and pieces I’ve watched here and there, I have seen that movie in its entirety a scary number of times. Perhaps as a result, the sequel was a disappointment. I still liked it but thought it was more hit and miss and I remember thinking they were focusing far too much on the social commentary, which the first movie balanced far better with the comedy. Regardless, I was still excited for the third entry, A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas.

I’m happy to report that while I can’t say it equals the first, it surprisingly comes pretty damn close.

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